How long have you been improvising?
I've been improvising for 2 years but I've been lying to large groups of people for much much longer.
How long have you been involved with the UIG?
This will be my second year. My first year I was selected as an officer and this year I was elected as an executive member. Next year I plan to stage a coup and become Queen Improv.
What or who got you interested in improv?
I watch a lot of beauty pageants and everyone seems to trip up in the open question section. Knowing it is inevitable that I will eventually end up on the Miss Universe stage, I thought it best to prepare improvising answers and conversations so I don't accidentally tell the universe my dank secrets.
What is something most people don't know about the UIG?
The UIG used to stand for Undergraduates Invested in Genealogy but we forged a bunch of documents that showed they had serial killer ancestors and they disbanded. Afterwards it was very easy to take the acronym.
What is the best part about being a member of UIG?
Probably the perks, like not having to pay for textbooks or parking tickets. I just mail the expenses to the Dean of Business and I assume it's all even stevens.
Why should someone come to a UIG show?
Because most of us are mad single and you could fall in love with someone who lies for an audience in their spare time. What could top that?
Catch Susan at this week's show "Notorious UIG Presents: THEATRESPORTS"! She may or may not go home with John Cena's phone number! You'll have to be there to find out. https://www.facebook.com/events/1530568813902356/